Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.