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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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