Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
What a cannibal say to its victim? Nice to meat you.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
Q: What is the definition of an extroverted tax accountant? A: Someone who stares at YOUR shoes when talking to you.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
A business owner decides to take a tour around his business and see how things are going. He goes down to the shipping docks and sees a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walks up to the young man and says: "Son, how much do you make a day?" The guy replies: "150 dollars!" The owner pulls out his wallet, gives him $150, and tells him to get out and never come back. A few minutes later, the shipping clerk asks the owner: "Have you seen that UPS driver? I asked him to wait here for me!"