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Hypocrisy: When a Jehovahs Witness doesn't celebrate Halloween because they don't like random people knocking on their doors.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, religious
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 73.20 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!" The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!" The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''
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has 73.19 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: god, sport
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
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has 73.18 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 73.18 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: IT, life, programmer, sex
A student went to class late, so the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?" He told her, "I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match." But that did not make any sense for the teacher so she ask, "Still why are you late?" He answered, "Because there was extra time."
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has 73.17 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: school, soccer, teacher
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 73.17 % from 870 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
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has 73.15 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: car, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows.
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has 73.13 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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