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Priest walks into a hotel reception and says 'I have booked a room for the night, but I hope the pornography on the television is disabled'. The receptionist say 'You weirdo, its normal porn!'
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has 73.12 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: priest, sex
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 73.11 % from 708 votes. More jokes about: sex
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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has 73.11 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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has 73.11 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, death, hospital
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.
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has 73.11 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 73.11 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.10 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
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has 73.09 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it. Three months later... my mom's pregnant.
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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