Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Yo Mama so old...
She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
A: It’s not hard.
Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her."
"That's correct," says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor.
"It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.
"Help, help!" yells one of the blondes.
"Help us, help us!" yells the other.
"Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde.
"Good idea," said the other.
"Together, together!"