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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy, "Dad, tomorrow there's a special 'Adults' evening' at school. Daddy is surprised, "Really? Special?" "Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance” turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What’s more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, “I’ll bet that you’re also an escape artist-probably better than Houdini.” The giant nodded. “If I had some chains,” the deputy continued, “you could show us how strong you really are. But all I’ve got is a set of handcuffs. Why don’t you see just how quickly you can break out of them?” Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. “I can’t get out of these,” the giant growled. “Are you sure?” the deputy asked. The fellow tried again. “Nope,” he replied. “I can’t do it.” “In that case,” said the deputy, “you’re under arrest.”
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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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