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When a White guy is... Scared- He gets even whiter. Cold- He turns Blue. Angry-He turns Red. Stoned- Gray duh. Sick- He turns Green. When a Black guy is... Scared- He stays Black. Cold- He stays Black. Angry- He stays Black. Stoned- He stays Black. Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.
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has 73.09 % from 625 votes. More jokes about: life, white people
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
There was this atheist and he was in the woods. And suddenly he heard some leaves cracking. He looked behind and there was a huge bear behind him. He started running and running and soon the bear was right on top of him and his paw was on top of him like he was going to swat him but suddenly he saw this big light appear and said; “For all these years you have despised me and now you call for my help.” The atheist said, “I’m sorry God. If you can’t help me, can’t you at least turn the bear into a Christian? Then the light disappeared. Then the bear knelt down and said, “Bless me Lord for this meal I’m about to receive!”
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has 73.07 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist, christian, god
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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has 73.06 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beauty, communication, sex, women
Spider: Why are you terrified by me? Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.04 % from 745 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 73.03 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 73.03 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
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