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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 73.13 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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has 73.13 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, life, music
Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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has 73.12 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body. When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt. Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the University of Michigan fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place. He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!" Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork. Upon hearing the University of Michigan fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music, school, student
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 73.11 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: IT, life, programmer, sex
What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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