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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. He saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one."
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: kids
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier? "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: military
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
If the Earth turned 30 times faster, we would get salary every day, but women would bleed to death...
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: death, time, women
Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan. Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: school
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 73.00 % from 705 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
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