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Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
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Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly. Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan. Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: school
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 73.00 % from 705 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 72.99 % from 833 votes. More jokes about: sex, wife
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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