On wedding night, during sex:
Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before.
Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
Undertaker to bereaved husband.
When did you 1st notice your wife was dead?
Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
The four words most hated by men during sex?
‘Is it in yet?’
What is 6.9?
A great thing ruined by a period.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
"Is it rape if it's your wife?"
"I don't think so."
"What a relief!
I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.