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Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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It's funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible... But 8 glasses of wine can be done in one meal.
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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