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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office. I will find you. You have my Word.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta Flight 570 will board from Gate 41." So my family picked up our luggage and carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice told us that Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from Gate 35. So, again, we gathered our carry-on luggage and returned to the original gate. Just as we were settling down, the public address voice spoke again: "Thank you for participating in Delta's physical fitness program."
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Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, insulting, love, relationship, time
A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives. So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't. Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid. Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help. So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch. They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street. He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
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has 72.95 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, church, kids, love
A blonde pick ups her dress from the dry cleaners, when she leaves the Cashier says, "Come again!" Bonde said, "Nah..It was ketchup this time."
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has 72.95 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, time
What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
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has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: sex
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 72.93 % from 703 votes. More jokes about: sex
The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out. A cop got on the bullhorn and said, "Come on out, or I'm going to come in there and drag you out!" The murderer called back, "I'm warning you. If you don't wipe your feet when you come in, my wife'll kill us both!"
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has 72.92 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: cop, wife
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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