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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 72.93 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The murderer was holed up in his house, and the SWAT team was trying to get him out. A cop got on the bullhorn and said, "Come on out, or I'm going to come in there and drag you out!" The murderer called back, "I'm warning you. If you don't wipe your feet when you come in, my wife'll kill us both!"
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has 72.92 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: cop, wife
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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has 72.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, life, old people, sex, viagra
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 72.87 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.87 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
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