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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: church
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, prison
Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, money
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
I've 3 aunts and 4 uncles in any ceremony of wedding they mention me : "oh , Bill you are enough grown up , the next time will be your turn." I also in payoff on funeral days tell them: "Woo you are enough old I hope next time would be your turn!"
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has 72.71 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: family, funeral, time, vulgar, wedding
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler.
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has 72.71 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: death, Hitler
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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has 72.70 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer
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