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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 72.59 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
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has 72.58 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who picks it up? A: The pregnant woman... the other two aren't real!
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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has 72.57 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 72.57 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "I'm reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "I'm looking for the expiry date..."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
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