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Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: kids
On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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has 72.80 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, friendship, winter
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
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has 72.79 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, science
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
Little Johnny was sitting in his classroom when his teacher asks what sounds animals make. First the teacher asks,"what sound does a cow make?" Susie raises her hand and says moo. "Good job susie" says the teacher. Then she asks what sound does a duck make? Billy raises his hand and says quack. Next the teacher asks what sound a pig makes. Little Johnny raises his hand and says," Get your black ass out the car, put your hands above your head, and spread your legs!"
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has 72.79 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.78 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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has 72.78 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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