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Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home Student: I can't, I live just round the corner!
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, science, winter
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
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has 72.33 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, wife
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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has 72.32 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: military
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 72.31 % from 1650 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September? A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, new year, sex, time
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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