All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
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Q:Why did the blonde have a triangular coffin?
A:Because as soon as her head hits a pillow she spreads her legs!
An elderly man remembers the good old days:
“When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras."
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Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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