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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
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A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies - "No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in this one either".
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, church, drunk, priest
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, husband, men, time
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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I discovered that I'd spent an hour walking around a mall with a shoe store's "Feel the Comfort" sticker stuck to my body. More humiliating? It was attached to my left breast.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, work
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, viagra
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, communication
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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has 72.54 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
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