Joke #5744

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"

Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."

Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'

Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”