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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
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Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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