Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
Q: How do all stoner stories start? A: This one time when I was high...
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.