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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104. We called her Aunt Tique.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, death, family
I and my two mates went to a hooker and she told us that it will cost us a pound an inch. My first mate went in and came out after minutes, saying, it cost me a tenner! My second mate went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £9.50! I went in and came out ten minutes later and said, it cost me £3.50.! "What do you mean," they asked me. "I told them, you both paid on the way in but I paid on the way out."
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, money, sex, time
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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has 72.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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has 72.24 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: math
The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: communication
Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: old people
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, car, communication, driving
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 72.22 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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