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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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