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A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know but its driving me nuts".
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 71.86 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Student: What’s infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, I’ve got one. Teacher: Good. That’s not it.
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has 71.84 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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