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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour." Testified the man charged with indecent exposure. "Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge. "Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman... So I showed her."
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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