A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know but its driving me nuts".
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
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