If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.