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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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