Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
The one thing I've learned from the World Cup is that Europe still hasn't mastered the haircut.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.