Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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