Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.