Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.