Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.