Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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