Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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