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What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
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has 69.06 % from 671 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 69.05 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 69.04 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.04 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.02 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, life, time
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. ‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane. ‘I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street,’ replies Mary. ‘I got pregnant within two months.’ ‘Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago,’ says Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
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has 68.99 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sex
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.98 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, sex
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 68.97 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: racist
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