Best jokes ever

Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, women
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “When I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras."
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: old people
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, management, sport, war
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Vote:
has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<380381382383
More jokes →
Page 380 of 1391.