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Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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