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Life is too short to remove USB safely.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a Scottish iPhone? An AyePhone.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, "Marc, with a C." Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, family, stupid
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, love
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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has 69.26 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: gay
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.25 % from 1076 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
Customer: Could you please call me a cab? Little Johnny: OK... "You're a cab."
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has 69.22 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: customer service, little Johnny
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 69.20 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
The fastest, most effective way to learn about servant leadership is to take a puppy for a walk.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dog, management
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