Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.