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A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… "Now she knows."
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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