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An old couple gets pulled over and... Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?" Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear." The old man hands it to the lady cop and... Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had." Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?" Old wife:"Nothing dear, she thinks she used to know you."
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You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms. Men say "Big deal. We can fake a whole relationship just for a shag."
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A professor and a doctor both love the same girl. Each one tries to get rid of the other. Once, it so happened that the professor had travel out of the country for a week. Before leaving, he gave his girlfriend seven apples and asked her to eat one every day while he was not there. When asked why, he replied,"Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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