A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don’t be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts." A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling and her brother says… "Now she knows."
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.