Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.
Vote:
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road.
He stops.
And he asks him:
- Hey, What happens to you?
- (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car.
- Well, don't care and buy another car.
- Look inside the car!
- Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all.
- Look inside her mouth!!!
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home.
But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson.
He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet.
The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
Yo Mama so old...
Her birthday expired.
Yo momma's so fat...
She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Two fish are sitting in a tank.
One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.