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A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?" The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
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A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. The doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. The woman replied, snorting pepper.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, friendship, marriage, mean
I tried to get into a trendy New York nightclub last night. The doorman said to me, "Sorry mate, you've had too many". I replied, "What, drinks?" He said, "No, birthdays!"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, old people
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
You are so old, the candles on your birthday cake raised earths temperature by 3 degrees.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, insulting
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, kids
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
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