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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve? Answer: "Halo there!"
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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