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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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