Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.