Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Thers a Blonde at a computer trying to play a game and it says "press any key to begin" and shes looking at the computer trying to find the any key
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.