What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
An old married couple were having s*x and the wife says, "Baby, suck my nipples!" The man dies; autopsy said, "Reason for death: Expired Milk"
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
Pr*stitute in the police station. The desk officer sayes "so when did you realise you were raped ?" She replies ... "when the cheque bounced !"
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.