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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.53 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 68.53 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.53 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, disgusting, mechanic, time
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
How do you know when you honeymoon is over? When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast.
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has 68.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 68.45 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
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