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Mom can i buy some heels? No. Mom can i buy a bra? No. Mom can i buy a dress? No. Mom can i buy a barbie doll? No. You never let me buy anything! Shut up, Justin.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.60 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: April fools, office
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes. A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything. About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad." The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose. Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside. Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?" The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, travel
A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor. He says, "Ma'am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I'll eat whatever the vacuum doesn't pick up." The woman smiles and asks, "Could I get you some ketchup with that?" The salesman scoffs confidently and says, "I assure you my vacuums have more power than any other on the market today!" The woman replies, "Well, that may be so, but we just moved in and the electricity isn't turned on yet."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.59 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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