4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic.
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
A man is in Vegas where he lost all of his money so he can't pay for a cab to return to the airport. He sees a cab and begs the driver to give him a free ride to the airport but the cab driver declines. The next year the man returns to Vegas and get filthy rich when he decides to leave for the airport. There is a huge line of cabs, and at the very end of this line was the very driver who never gave him a ride the previous year. The man walks up to the front cab "Excuse me, sir if you give me a free ride to the airport I'll let you give me a handjob." The driver declines immediately. The man then asks all the drivers in this line the same thing. When he gets to the last driver, he pays the fee and the cab driver begins moving, when he moved by the line, the man puts two thumbs up through the window so all the other drivers could see.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.