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Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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Should women have children after 35? "No, 35 children are enough!"
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has 65.83 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, women
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom. The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, "Screw you." But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.
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has 65.80 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job? A: Because it was soda pressing.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: office, work
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel so well. Father: Where does it hurt? Son: In school.
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Q: How do you kill an emo? A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, work
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