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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment about their mustache, and suddenly she is not your friend anymore...
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why do farts smell? A: So deaf people can enjoy them, too.
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has 66.43 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, time, wife
Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O'Malley of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "Knowing Brian O'Malley as well as I did, I don't think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go to the men's room."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, old people, work
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
John: "Hey can I borrow some money? I'm broke." Michael: "Get money from your job." John: "I got fired." Michael: "Why?" John: "My boss told me to leave all my problems behind the door, so I told him to stand outside." Michael: "This is why we are friends."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life, management, money, work
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Life may not be worth living, but what else can you do with it?
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life
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