Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.