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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.
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