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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dad, marriage
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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has 66.27 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: racist
My Girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, sex
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"Doctor, I have a problem..." "What’s your problem?" "I pee in my sleep, every night!" "Why?" "Oh, well... Every night, a little devil visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”. "And, that’s it? The solution is so simple.. Listen to me! If the little devil comes again you’re gonna answer; 'Yeah, dude, I did!'" "And that will cut it off?" "Sure! Like a knife!" At night, the little devil showed up on the patient’s dream and whispered; "Did we pee today?" "Yeah, dude, I did!" said angry the guy. And little devil replied: "What about poop?"
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor
A father has three daughters that are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, ''Who do you wish to marry? She says, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with three dragons on his chest.'' He walks over to his second daughter and asks her the same question. She replies, ''Father, I wish to marry the man with two dragons on his chest.'' He then goes to his youngest daughter and asks her the same thing: ''Who do you wish to marry?'' She replies, ''I wish to marry the man with one draggin' on the floor!''
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens? A: A meowntain.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: kitty
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 66.24 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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has 66.24 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: math
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