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For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, family, holiday, lawyer, marriage
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “My homework.”
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.21 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: racist
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 66.21 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, lawyer, marriage, time
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 66.17 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
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