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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 66.21 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "That's such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, lawyer, marriage, time
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 66.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
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has 66.17 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life, programmer, sex
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, pirate
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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