What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
Vote:
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss.
‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband.
‘Professionally of course.’
The wife replies, ‘Which profession?
Yours or hers?’
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Vote:
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Vote:
What do women and condoms have in common?
If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
Should women have children after 35?
"No, 35 children are enough!"