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Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
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Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
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Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
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Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
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Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.
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