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Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
"Doctor, I have a problem..." "What’s your problem?" "I pee in my sleep, every night!" "Why?" "Oh, well... Every night, a little devil visits me in my sleep and asks me; “Did we pee today?”. "And, that’s it? The solution is so simple.. Listen to me! If the little devil comes again you’re gonna answer; 'Yeah, dude, I did!'" "And that will cut it off?" "Sure! Like a knife!" At night, the little devil showed up on the patient’s dream and whispered; "Did we pee today?" "Yeah, dude, I did!" said angry the guy. And little devil replied: "What about poop?"
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has 66.27 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
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has 66.25 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: racist
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 66.24 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
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has 66.24 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 66.24 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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has 66.23 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
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has 66.22 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay, love, sex
It was reported this week that Google would soon launch its own cellphone as a challenge to the iPhone. Also a challenge to the iPhone? Making phone calls.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line. But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his d**k. He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date. The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's d**k really starts to hurt. So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k to alleviate the burn. The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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