Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fence post was a kitty? A: A poleca.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Q: What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? A: Have an ice day!
Q: How did the hail stone describe it's life? A: It really has a lot of ups and downs.
Q: What are the hottest days during summer? A: Sun-days
Q: What game do tornadoes like to play? A: Twister.