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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dirty, sex
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
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has 65.70 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: baby, gay
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
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has 65.70 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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has 65.68 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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has 65.66 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 65.65 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: racist
One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest." The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The engineers said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god, science
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
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