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Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer? A: "You have a hole in one."
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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