Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one."
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!