Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss.
‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband.
‘Professionally of course.’
The wife replies, ‘Which profession?
Yours or hers?’
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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What do women and condoms have in common?
If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
Should women have children after 35?
"No, 35 children are enough!"