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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 66.39 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, time, wife
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, memory, Yo mama
Life may not be worth living, but what else can you do with it?
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?" The man says, "I slowed down." The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting, masturbation, time
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 66.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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has 66.35 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, racist, women
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