Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance?
A: To snowballs.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower.
How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."
The man looked away and turned red.
"What's wrong?" asked the woman.
"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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