Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"