Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: "I'm pasta."
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You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
getting ready to stone a prostitute that had been caught in the act. Jesus said, "Let the first stone be thrown by someone who has never sinned"
Suddenly, a rock comes flying over the crowd. Jesus turned, looks and then comments. "Mother!!"
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right.
As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.