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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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