The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?
A: They've both been laid all over America.
Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...