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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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getting ready to stone a prostitute that had been caught in the act. Jesus said, "Let the first stone be thrown by someone who has never sinned" Suddenly, a rock comes flying over the crowd. Jesus turned, looks and then comments. "Mother!!"
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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