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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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