The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's her!! "
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers:
"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.