In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.