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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” Girl: “My homework.”
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 65.89 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen
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