Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.