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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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