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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
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