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The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead. A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side. Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: christian, stupid
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: pirate, student, time
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service
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