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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball.
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A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’
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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.
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Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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