Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
A Pontiac takes examinations for the driver’s licence for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, you’re running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and there’s a cliff on your left. There are two women in your way; the one young and the other an old woman. Which one are you going to hit?" "Of course the old woman!" The examinet frustrated "I told you last year! You hit the brakes!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.