When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.