Best jokes ever

Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Vote: has 64.59 % from 79 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Vote: has 64.59 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, god, insulting, Yo mama
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year." Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving. Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
Vote: has 64.58 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: little Johnny
A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
Vote: has 64.54 % from 117 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour? A: A Mexican hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Vote: has 64.52 % from 98 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, racist, travel
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this little guy here," and he pulls a tiny three inch man out of his pocket. The bartender asks "He can drink?" "Oh, sure. He can drink." So the bartender pours the shots and sure enough, the little guy drinks it all up. "That's amazing" says the bartender. "What else can he do, can he walk?" The man flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Jake. Go get that." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar and picks up the quarter. Then he runs back down and gives it to the man. The bartender is in total shock. "That's amazing" he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?" The man says "Sure he talks, hey, Jake, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you made fun of that witch doctor's powers!"
Vote: has 64.52 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, money
Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
Vote: has 64.52 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sport
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Vote: has 64.52 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Vote: has 64.51 % from 56 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, military, political
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots.
Vote: has 64.50 % from 82 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math