A Grandmother was checking out her grand-daughters grasp of colours and tested her regularly. She would ask her and the grand-daughter would always get the colour right. One day as we were heading to the doctors she turned to her Grandma and said "Don’t you think it’s time you tried to figure some of these out for yourself?"
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
A teacher:"John, I hope I won't see you're cheating." John:"Me either."
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.