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A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of sh*t and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of sh*t up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's ass. The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hell are you doing?" The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunk, shoot the sh*t and eat pussy."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, lawyer
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
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has 62.48 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 62.48 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Q: What are the three rings of marriage? A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wedding
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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A drunk man comes inside a bar and says, "Happy New Year everybody." and the waiter says, "We are in June you drunk man." And the drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, new year, wife
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