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Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 65.61 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: kids, knock-knock
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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has 65.57 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, racist
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." the man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, car, cop, time, wife
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cop
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