Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.