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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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