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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 61.96 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
[ancient greece] Teacher: "What have you all chosen for your thesis?" Hippocrates: "I'm laying the ground work for centuries of modern medicine." Socrates: "I am examining what it means to be." Ptolemy: "Uh you guys ever uh notice how those stars look like a bear?"
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: history, teacher
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
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