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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.37 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
If you want to drive your wife crazy don’t talk in your sleep, just smile.
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has 62.37 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
3 old friends meet each other unexpectedly in Paris. Since they haven't seen each other in decades, they decide to celebrate by going out. They decide that they would go to the Eiffel Tower. When they arrived, there was a guard there next to a sign that read "if you can drop your watch from the top of the Eiffel Tower, run all the way down the stairs and catch it on the floor, you will win 10 million dollars. The men decided to try it. The first one went up, dropped his watch, sprinted all the way down and looked up, but his watch wasn't there, so he looked down and there was his watch, shattered into pieces of gears and parts. "Impossible," he said to his friends. The second Man thought that maybe he was too slow, so he went up, dropped his watch, then practically jumped Down the steps, and looked up, but it wasn't there. He looked down, and the remains of his watch were right next to his friends' watch. "Impossible," he said to the third man. But the third man tried anyway. He went up, dropped his watch, then took his time going down, taking 25 minutes to get down the steps. When he finally went down, he looked at the local clock and waited 5 minutes, then he looked up and caught his watch. Everyone was shocked, and as the guard was counting up the money, he asked: "how did you do that?" The man looked at him and replied: "my watch is 30 minutes late."
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has 62.36 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: friendship, money, old people, time, travel
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
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has 62.36 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: fart, Yo mama
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship
Me: Can I call an officer a pussy? Cop: No. Me: Can I call a pussy 'officer?' Cop: I guess you could... Me: Goodnight, officer
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has 62.36 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.31 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
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