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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep. The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay. The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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