A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Vote:
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Vote:
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"