Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
A builder was once building a fence to surround a farmer's sheep.
The builder finished, and the farmer was ready to pay.
The builder then came up to the farmer and said: "Sir, I hope this isn't too a-fenc-ive.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
I like my girl to be Hannah on the streets but Miley in the sheets.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.