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I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”
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has 62.42 % from 600 votes. More jokes about: marriage, wedding
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 62.40 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
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has 62.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: racist
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
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has 62.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
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