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Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal? Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 61.89 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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