Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Teacher: "Who can tell what is a mammal?
Little Johnny: "My grand mother!"
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt?
A: A tea party.
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old.
I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: "I'm pasta."
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.