Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.
"Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide.
The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.