Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Money spoils people, thus folks of Sierra Leone are really good.
An old seamstress is slowly walking back to her job from lunch, when a flasher jumps out of an alley and opens his coat wide.
The old woman looks him up and down, shakes her head sadly, and says "You call that a lining?"
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.
"Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!"
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were given a right roasting.
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