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Save the tree, eat a beaver.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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