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A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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has 62.48 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: food, knock-knock
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I new in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the f*cker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "piss on you all and have a hell of a night."
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has 62.48 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, fart
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call men who use the pull out method? Fathers.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 62.45 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? Because black people have no rights...
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has 62.45 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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