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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde
Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, party
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine. The salesmen asked: "Are your parents home?" The kid replied: "What does it look like?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, kids
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, math, Yo mama
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.56 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 61.56 % from 951 votes. More jokes about: black people
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