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A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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