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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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