What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.