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Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? A: Because they can spend years at C!
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About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.87 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? A. Fucks Funny!
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has 61.83 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 61.81 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
One day a man heard knocking at his door. He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling. The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could. Three years later he heard knocking at the door again. He opened the door to see the snail. The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.
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