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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 62.26 % from 774 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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has 62.25 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, racist
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I've trained my dog to bring me red wine. It's a Bordeaux collie.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dog, wine
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
There's a guy Who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away. So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he's brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn't reach him. Eventually, the bears went away. Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble. Each bear was carrying a BEAVER.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal
Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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