Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza
A: A pizza can feed a family of four. 
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Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
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Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time?
A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.