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Doctor to woman: "What is the matter about your husband?" Woman: "He is worrying about MONEY." Doctor: "I think I can relieve him of that."
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
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Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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