Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.
Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together? A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance."
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”