You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts.
Before the show, she asks the audience: "Who here has ever sensed the presence of a ghost?" and 5 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" and 3 people raise their hand.
Then she asks "Okay, now who here has ever had sex with a ghost?" and 1 person, an old man raises his hand.
So she goes up to this old man and says "what was it like?" and he said "Oh…it was great! Never had any like it before!"
and she asked "Really? So the ghost was good?"
and the old man said "Ghost? I thought you said goat!"
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirtbag.