Doctor to woman: "What is the matter about your husband?" Woman: "He is worrying about MONEY." Doctor: "I think I can relieve him of that."
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.