A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor.
He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house.
When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What is you gypsy eh?"
The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!"
"No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again.
"Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!"
"What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage.
Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What do you want again eh?" doctor says
"I am “better” than you!"
"Why is that eh?" doctor says.
"We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says.
"I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says.
"Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”
Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”
Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!
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Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirtbag.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Q: Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh!
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.