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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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A Liberal died and a friend went around collecting for a fund for his funeral. A woman was asked to donate ten dollars. "Ten dollars?" she said. "It only takes ten dollars to bury a Liberal? Here's a hundred - go bury 10 of them!"
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Teacher: How we use the light? Pupil: To suck it? Teacher: Why do you say so? Pupil: Because every night, my mother says to my father, "Switch off the light, I wanna suck it!"
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Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000, 000.
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Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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