The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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