The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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