The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.