The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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