The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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