The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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