The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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