The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.