The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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