The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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