The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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