The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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