Joke #9205

The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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