The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.