The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.