The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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