The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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