The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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