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Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
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