Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
I'm not racist, my shadow is black.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!