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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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