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Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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