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Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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