Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.